Englische Witze

A mother held her little daughter Twenty minutes under water Not to make her any troubles But to see the funny bubbles.

Use me well, keep me clean – and I never tell, what I have seen!

A wife, a dog and a walnuttree, the more you beat them, the better they’ll be.

I Think I Spider = Ich glaube ich Spinne.

Act like a lady, drink like a boss

Stop vandalism or we’ll smash your window

Life is short. Eat dessert first.