A wife, a dog and a walnuttree, the more you beat them, the better they’ll be.
Uralte oberschwäbische Weisheit
I Think I Spider
I Think I Spider = Ich glaube ich Spinne.
A mother held her little daughter
A mother held her little daughter Twenty minutes under water Not to make her any troubles But to see the funny bubbles.
Act like a lady
Act like a lady, drink like a boss
Stop vandalism
Stop vandalism or we’ll smash your window
Life is short
Life is short. Eat dessert first.
