Englische Witze


Use me well, keep me clean – and I never tell, what I have seen!

A mother held her little daughter

A mother held her little daughter Twenty minutes under water Not to make her any troubles But to see the funny bubbles.

Uralte oberschwäbische Weisheit

A wife, a dog and a walnuttree, the more you beat them, the better they’ll be.

I Think I Spider

I Think I Spider = Ich glaube ich Spinne.

Act like a lady

Act like a lady, drink like a boss

Stop vandalism

Stop vandalism or we’ll smash your window

Life is short

Life is short. Eat dessert first.

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