A mother held her little daughter Twenty minutes under water Not to make her any troubles But to see the funny bubbles.
Use me well, keep me clean – and I never tell, what I have seen!
A wife, a dog and a walnuttree, the more you beat them, the better they’ll be.
I Think I Spider = Ich glaube ich Spinne.
Act like a lady, drink like a boss
Stop vandalism or we’ll smash your window
Life is short. Eat dessert first.