Englische Witze
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Toiletten-Gebrauchsanleitung
Use me well, keep me clean – and I never tell, what I have seen!
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A mother held her little daughter
A mother held her little daughter Twenty minutes under water Not to make her any troubles But to see the funny bubbles.
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Uralte oberschwäbische Weisheit
A wife, a dog and a walnuttree, the more you beat them, the better they’ll be.
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I Think I Spider
I Think I Spider = Ich glaube ich Spinne.
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Act like a lady
Act like a lady, drink like a boss
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Stop vandalism
Stop vandalism or we’ll smash your window
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Life is short
Life is short. Eat dessert first.
Witze – Das Buch
